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It's Crackfic Crossover Month I Guess
Aug. 29th, 2022 05:50 pmJee: now that you've forced 1.5 seasons of B5 on me, I really think you'd like Mass Effect.
Me: hit me with a playthrough, I like space stuff
pause for ME1 and a good chunk of an ME2 playthough
Me: But imagine for a moment that Garrus gets side-tracked enroute to Omega and does his little vigilante side-trip in Downbelow. Ex-mil ex-cop argues with Garibaldi, a military cop, about justice and friendship and lost chances with amazing people and stuff.
In completely unrelated news - hah - Jee hit me with a Shepard/Garrus playthough, which is heterosexual catnip. "Oh Jane Shepard, you're good at shooting guns and commanding people and you're more emotionally perceptive than me, you've changed my world and I want to make you happy. Have my heart and also lots of shooting at stuff together, but in a really smooth voice actor voice, not Sprocket's squeaky head-voice soprano." That's it, open up the mass effect wiki. You're ready to enjoy the AO3 Mass Effect tag's lust for validation and also orgasms.
I could go on about Reapers and Shadows, and Big Space Opera tropes, and how badly Psi Corp would want to get their hands on biotics (and do exactly the sort of things we see in the MEverse, like Conatix / BAaT and Cerberus's Pragia base), and this one TF crossover fic that I am holding off on reading until I finish the ME3 playthrough, but you get the picture.
Me: hit me with a playthrough, I like space stuff
pause for ME1 and a good chunk of an ME2 playthough
Me: But imagine for a moment that Garrus gets side-tracked enroute to Omega and does his little vigilante side-trip in Downbelow. Ex-mil ex-cop argues with Garibaldi, a military cop, about justice and friendship and lost chances with amazing people and stuff.
In completely unrelated news - hah - Jee hit me with a Shepard/Garrus playthough, which is heterosexual catnip. "Oh Jane Shepard, you're good at shooting guns and commanding people and you're more emotionally perceptive than me, you've changed my world and I want to make you happy. Have my heart and also lots of shooting at stuff together, but in a really smooth voice actor voice, not Sprocket's squeaky head-voice soprano." That's it, open up the mass effect wiki. You're ready to enjoy the AO3 Mass Effect tag's lust for validation and also orgasms.
I could go on about Reapers and Shadows, and Big Space Opera tropes, and how badly Psi Corp would want to get their hands on biotics (and do exactly the sort of things we see in the MEverse, like Conatix / BAaT and Cerberus's Pragia base), and this one TF crossover fic that I am holding off on reading until I finish the ME3 playthrough, but you get the picture.